Film Review: The Tall Man (2012)

Let me just get this right out of the way first: THE TALL MAN is not a horror film. The way it is marketed and the fact that Director Pascal Laugier helms it, would lead one to expect this to be a disturbing, horrific experience — well it is, but not for the right reasons.

I’m a HUGE fan of Laugier’s 2008 film MARTYRS. That one had all the goods. Fairly or not, my expectations were set fairly high for this one. Some will say go into any form of entertainment with an open mind and – I usually do – but this film has been falsely advertised in every way, starting with that underwhelming poster.

First off, you have what you suppose will be the main scary guy antagonist “Tall Man”, but let me tell you – the “Tall Man” will never, ever be mistaken as an iconic horror villain. And if I had my choice of horror villains to have to face-off against, The Tall Man would be the one I’d feel pretty confident about with my chances of surviving against.

Secondly, there is only one true, real TALL MAN and he belongs to an old little franchise called PHANTASM – you may have heard of it.

Will the real Tall Man please stand up?

The plot is full of holes and the twist the story takes really made me lose interest in the film, fast.

When her child goes missing, a mother looks to unravel the legend of the Tall Man, an entity who allegedly abducts children. – imdb.com

Sounds promising enough, right? Might be kind of disturbing or creepy? NO. Not so much. This quickly turns from a wannabe horror film to a drama/mystery/thriller made-for-TV movie.

Don’t get me wrong, there are some good things about it. Laugier has lots of talent as a film maker, and parts of this film look amazing and wonderfully shot. Fans of Jessica Biel may be wondering, “Surely Jessica Biel is at least one reason to watch this.” My answer to that would also be a resounding “no”, I’m a fan of her work, especially in horror roles, but to be bluntly honest, I didn’t feel like she offered much here – not that it is necessarily her fault.

If a friend rents this movie or buys the DVD and invited you over to watch, give it a shot if you want to kill your curiosity about it – but man, oh man – I warn you to go into it knowing it is NOT a horror movie. There are very few redeeming qualities about it. Very disappointed.

– JP Thorn

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7 Responses to Film Review: The Tall Man (2012)

  1. BRUTAL review! I’m still going to watch this though based on my Martyrs love. He has another movie too that I still haven’t seen, but heard it’s not that great. I fear Pascal is going to be a one hit wonder. But like Roy Batty said “The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long”.

  2. theipc says:

    I think this looks and reads —– terrible….

  3. Hunter says:

    Thanks for the review, JP. I only wish that I had read it prior to seeing the movie. I watched it over the weekend. I went online and rented it on Friday evening shortly before leaving my office at DISH. The movie was downloaded and ready to watch from my Hopper DVR before I got home. This movie was just plain boring. The trailer represented a completely different movie. The only scary Tall Man came from a land occupied by dwarf zombies.

  4. mistylayne says:

    Still want to give this one a try. For the record, I was not a fan of Phantasm. Too boring.

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